This past season brought a lot of changes for Ms. Drillher. Nicknamed "DerbyMom" by her teammates for her propensity for carrying extra silver underpants(just in case), safetypins, and Midol, she became an ACTUAL Mom last season. With her new tolerance for pain she promises to be an unrelenting blocker and with her new tolerance for crying she promises to be the best Captain to these Rockits that she can be.

Team: Rockits
Name: Phyllis Drillher
Number: 651
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: 2007 Team Spirit (Team Awards)
Position You Play: Jammer / Pivot
Distinguishing Feature(s): Orange Lipstick
Loves: Mumus, fanny-packs, and drinking gin out of a teacup
Despises: Youth
Favorite Song: Big Spender by Shirley Bassey
Favorite Food or Drink: Herring and crackers, but it gets caught in my dentures

More dirt about yourself: After 35 years in showbiz as the first female stand-up comedienne, author, and chili entrepreneur, Ms. Drillher has decided that her rage as a former housewife would best be expressed on the flat-track. This geriatric superstar will dazzle you with not only her uber-white bridgework, but her sweet skating. Since she quit smoking she’s been hitting a lot harder so watch out whippersnappers!!!