Featured RollerGirl, March 2008

Team: Rockits
Name: Frau Scientits
Number: 23
Status: Active
Position: Blocker/Pivot
Distinguishing Feature(s): Nice Tits
Injuries: Cracked ribs
Loves: Kitties
Despises: Half-ass effort and science that has nothing to do with blood
Favorite Derby Moment: Not sure. I think it involved alcohol.
Favorite Song: 'Push It' by Salt-N-Pepa
Favorite Food or Drink: Cheese and Beer
Star Sign: Aries

More about yourself:
Formerly a rocket scientist in East Germany, Frau yearned for the freedom to knock American girls down. In the spirit of Wile E. Coyote, Frau blasted through Checkpoint Charlie wearing only her quad skates and a rocket strapped to her back. Now working undercover at a lab in St. Paul, Frau is perfecting her top secret "Red Rockit Fuel." In her off hours, she enjoys quality time with her genetically engineered half-giraffe, half-feline pet she calls "Frankie."