Team: Garda Belts
Name: Tiki Torture
Number: H8 U
Status: Rookie
Position You Play: Blocker
Distinguishing Feature(s): Sweet Blocking Booty
Injuries: Who's counting?
Loves: Red Lipstick, Tattoos, and Pin-Ups
Despises: Whiners and spitting
Favorite Song: Anything by Esquivel
Favorite Food or drink: Why? You buying?