Team: Garda Belts
Name: Shrimp Trampi
Number: 1221
Status: Retired
Position You Play: Blocker
Distinguishing Feature(s): Bubble Butt
Loves: Pistachios, Alexi Laiho (METAL), candy, keyboards in music
Favorite Food or Drink: WI Cheese and Lucky Charm
Favorite Song: Pretending (H.I.M.) and Ready to Die (Andrew W.K.)
Star Sign: Sagittarius

More dirt about yourself:
Shrimp Trampi came to life on the boats in Mobile, Alabama. She spent her youth as a striker on a shrimp boat only to become a blocker for the Gardas many years later. How did she get to Minnesota? Trampi was accidentally shipped here with a fresh supply of seafood after getting drunk and passing out in a truck. She was taken in by the restaurant owner and made to work in the kitchen until one day some lovely skating Irish police women came to her rescue. She is now on the force so look out; she may be short but never sweet.