Main portrait by: Tony Nelson Photography








Garda Belts:Rolls Wilder

Featured RollerGirl, February 2006: She's small, fiesty, and nothing but trouble. She does jazz hands when she jams, and she has the finest ass in the league (or at least we think so). She may be a small package, but Rolls has proven herself to be a tough cookie in every aspect. In addition to her dedication to her team and her sisters, she also leads everyone in stretching, constantly impressing us with her pretzel-like body. She's a master belly-dancer, wonderful trapeze artist, and a rock-star player for the Tuscon interleague team. Thanks Rolls for all you do!

Team: Garda Belts
Name: Rolls Wilder
Number: 22
Status: Injured Reserve
Position You Play: Jammer and Blocker
Injuries: After being blessed by fire as a baby, Rolls Wilder does not suffer injuries.
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Her pioneer family did not tolerate bad behavior, Rolls Wilder is kind to all earth’s creatures, she always says sorry after knocking girls down.
Distinguishing Feature(s): Grey hair, born from her conflicted personality. She is constantly torn between her wilderness younger years, where she was taught to survive on her wits and strength and her pioneer family’s orderly household where she was taught kindness and virtue.
Loves: All things wild and untamed
Favorite song: Any music that is played on fiddle or lyre.
Star Sign: Super Star

More dirt about yourself:
One silent foggy morning a lone figure was seen emerging from the woods, muttering something about a bear, a prince and her sister Rolls Red. On her feet were crude roller skates made of stones, twigs and leaves. She was adopted into a poor pioneer family and traveled the country with them. Dancing to her Grandpa’s fiddle playing and helping her mother write books was fun, but the girl known as Rolls Wilder knew something was missing. Then one day she met two sisters who looked like her and shared her passion for roller skating. She knew these ' were her true long lost sisters-Head Trauma and Flogging Molly. She left her pioneer family and became a mighty Garda Belt. Using the skills she learned from her wild animal friends, she now blocks like a buffalo and jams like a mustang.