Team: Garda Belts
Name: Pattywack
Number: 7
Status: Retired
Position You Play: Jammer, Blocker
Distinguishing Features: Short hair, long stride
Injuries: Thrown out back, scrapes and bruises.
Loves: Dark beer; pain, sweat, and bruises; knick knacks, my gardas
Despises: Light Beer: except PBR and Premium.
Favorite Drink: Glass of cold beer, anything with Vodka or Gin

More dirt about yourself:
I love jamming almost as much as knockin’ other girls down with my shoulder checks.