Team: Garda Belts
Name: Optimiss Crime
Number: 0110
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: February 2008 "The Alt-Tastic Hit of the Bout"
Position You Play: Pivot/Blocker/Me hitting you-you hitting the ground.
Distinguishing Feature(s): An extra vertebre that will kill anyone who attacks it.
Loves: Cold beer and hot pants
Despises: Warm beer and the french
Star Sign: Capricorn. Which means im a stubborn S.O.B and won't give up without a fight.

More dirt about yourself:
I've been on skates since I was able to fit into them, so watch the hell out or I will stomp on you after I knock you down.