Team: Garda Belts
Name: Lil’ Hellion
Number: 5
Status: Active
Position You Play: Blocker/Brawler
Distinguishing Feature(s): Nice ass
Loves: Mullets, guys named Darryl, a sixer of Schlitz and jacked up Ford pick-ups!!!!
Despises: Prissy little bitches
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Shit...I’m in the penalty box all the damned time!!!! Favorite stunt was bulldogging Dragon Chaos...that was fun!!!!! Or was it when I beat the shit out of the ref … HA!
Awards and Good Behavior: Tied for the Hardest Hitter in the League with Sayonara Pussy...but she beat the hell out of Sayonara for the trophy!!!
Favorite Food or Drink: PBR anyone?
Star Sign: Gemini