Team: Garda Belts
Name: Honey Hollow
Number: 4377
Status: Retired
Position You Play: on all fours, or hog-tied.
Distinguishing Feature(s): bad ass...wait no, I mean HOT ASS! Never gets saddle sore

Injuries: I got nailed in the chin by a mechanical bull once. I shot it and grilled it up with some BBQ. Good eatin' with some beans.
More dirt about yourself: a mystery nobody understands but her momma. YEEEE HAW!
Loves: Stetsons and Bonanza Jellybean.
Despises: Hand holding and long walks on the beach
Fueds and Bad Behavior: Rizzo of the Rockits has got it comin'! This cow girl is gonna do a little rustlin'!! She better watch her back, because I ain't above shootin' her in it! Oh yeah, Threw a jello shooter in E-Martini's face once...but it just bouced off...and then he ate it. Savage, some people ain't got no class!
Favorite Song: Anything by the Man in Black. Johnny Cash and I were briefly married, but it stopped workin' out due to the fact that he was completely unaware of the fact...and dead.
Favorite Food or Drink: Tequila..or whiskey in a pinch.
Star Sign: Libra