Featured RollerGirl, December 2007: Since being recruited, Scootaloo's been nothing but an asset to the Dagger Dolls in every way. She works hard, learned the game incredibly fast, has proven to be both an amazing blocker and jammer, and to top it all off, she's just darn fun to have on your team! Her presence always makes practice more fun and it's hard not to be in a good mood when Scoots is around. The Dolls love her, the fans love her, heck even the other teams love her!

Team: Dagger Dolls
Name: Scootaloo
Number: FU
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: February 2008 "Pizza Luce Player of the Game," October 2007 "Pizza Luce Player of the Game," 07-08 Interleague Team, 2007 Rookie of the Year (Team Award)
Position You Play: Blocker/Jammer
Distinguishing Feature(s): 2 middle fingers (in the air)
Loves: Stripes, Kre8Shawnzzz and Iggy Pop
Despises: People who don't dance
Favorite Derby Moment: PBR
Favorite Song: Search and Destroy
Favorite Food: French Fries
Favorite Drink: Jack Daniels Old Time Old No.7 Brand Quality Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey
Star Sign: Scorpio
Website(s): myspace.com/cardboardrobox

More dirt about yourself: It all began when Scootaloo, age four, visited the local mall with her mommy. There, in a storefront, sat a pair of rhinestone encrusted Keds. The mere sight unleashed Scootaloo's demons as she dove straight toward mommy's wallet stealing several hundred dollars in order to acquire such quality footwear.

As punishment, Scootaloo's mommy and daddy immediately enrolled her into the competitive dance studio to embed discipline and obedience into her personality. They did not succeed to change anything, however, as Scootaloo tended to wear many unruly hairdos and wild leotards.

Ten years later at the age of fourteen, Scootaloo once again stole several hundred dollars (this time from daddy) and used it to get a tattoo of her favorite cuss word and dye her hair blue. Not only did her parents kick her out, but the dance studio did too. "You just don't match our costumes," they explained. As punishment this time, Scootaloo was sent back in time to live the Rocky Mountains of Montana. While there, she met a family of Stegosaurus' and they spent most of their time having tea parties and playing with ponies. One day, Scoot's favorite pony came to life and said "I can bring you to anywhere you wish." Scoot said "Bring me to a place of Midwestern Mayhem!" And that is how this young lady found the Minnesota Roller girls.