2006 Wheelie Award Winner:
Team Spirit (Team Award)
Featured RollerGirl, December 2005: Mandelicious may not have been in a bout yet, but she's been an integral part of the Dagger Dolls for the past year. Mandelicious has been plagued by a series of injuries, starting with a meniscus tear in her left kneecap that hit at practice right before the first bout last year. Then right before the beginning of this season, she was in a horrible car accident from which she was pretty lucky to be able to walk away. She's spent the past few months recovering from those injuries and getting herself back on skates. In the meantime, Mandelicious has been our lineup coordinator – getting us ready to go, letting us know when we should be on the track and not, and forcing us to take breaks on occasion. We'll miss her in the middle, but we're damn happy to see her make her debut at the December 4th bout!
Team: Dagger Dolls
Name: Mandelicious
Number: 12
Status: Retired
Position You Play: Blocker
Injuries: Meniscus tear in left kneecap
Distinguishing Feature(s): Long slim legs and thick
flowing hair.
Loves: Beer and girls, duh.
Despises: Drunken toga parties and frat boys
Penalties, feuds, and general bad behavior: Flirting
with her opponents to get them to fall in love with her with the
intention of building a small army of girls who will not hurt her
in the game and also feel a strong desire to protect her from their
own teammates.
More dirt about yourself:
Mandelicious was born at a toga party on frat row. Her young and
dumb parents were so drunk they forgot her there. The frat boys
found her in the morning and considered getting rid of her until
they realized that having a cute baby around might help them score
chicks. They decided to raise her as one of their own. She spent
her childhood throwing down beer bongs, picking and breaking up
fights, scoping out hot chicks and arm wrestling. Eventually, the
frat boys kicked her out because she kept drinking all their beer
and stealing all their woman. Because she only knew life at the
fraternity, Mandelicious was at a loss for what to do with herself.
She also missed the drunken testosterone-fueled brutality, the daily
parties, and the constant flow of hot young woman she found there.
She tried mud wrestling and cage fighting, but nothing seemed just
right – until the day she discovered the Minnesota RollerGirls.
Mandelicious was instantly drawn to the idea of being surrounded
by eighty hot chicks in short skirts kicking the crap out of other
… there she found the her dream life and the family she never
had.