2006 Wheelie Award Winner:
Rookie of the Year (Team Award)

Team: Dagger Dolls
Name: Knocker Blocoff
Number: K-141
Status: Retired
Position You Play: TBD
Injuries: Ya, to other people
Distinguishing Feature(s): evil eye glare
Loves: Sergei, Yevgeni, Boris, Sasha, Nikolai … all boyfriends have special place in heart.
Despises: Girls in green, red, orange.
Favorite Song: National Anthem of The Russian Federation
Favorite Food or Drink: Potato and vodka made from potato
Star Sign: Aries, like ram.

More dirt about yourself:
Born in a small Russian town outside of Vologda, Knocker Blocoff, immigrated to the United States in 2001 as a mail-order bride. But, sadly, after 16 domestic-disturbance calls and two restraining orders, filed by her husband, the marriage was, as Knocker likes to say, “Done-ski.” All alone in a poorly lit but newly paved trailer park in Blaine, Knocker reconnected with her life’s passions: drinking vodka, roller skating and pushing people down. Soon after, she got her big break. Knocker was discovered by a Dagger Dolls teammate in a seedy Nordeast pub putting the bartender in a headlock because “he not put ‘Back In The U.S.S.R’ in jukebox.” Fun Knocker Fact: She doesn’t like you.