Featured RollerGirl, March 2008: No matter what the task is – be it jamming, blocking or perhaps even pivoting – Mitzi is there to fill the need and to do it with flare. You'll know when you've been passed by this speedy rollergirl. Not only is she a great asset to the Atomic Bombshells on the track, but this 4 season veteran has also put in great effort and time helping the league become what it is today filling roles far and wide to get things done in many capacities over the years ... and always with a smile.

Team: Atomic Bombshells
Name: Mitzi Massacre
Number: 3
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: 06-07 Interleague Team, 05-06 Interleague Team
Position You Play: Jammer, Blocker
Distinguishing Feature(s): Infrared vision
Injuries: Fishnet-patterned bruise - now in it's third season!
Loves: Excessive cursing, that look an opponent gets right before she loses her shit on the track, Bruce Springsteen, taking her cat for late-night walks
Despises: Poor grammar, people who think the bus is an appropriate place to use a walkie-talkie, when you can't go to sleep because you "might" have a "concussion"
Favorite Food or Drink: Froufy cocktails in normal glasses without all that stupid garnish
Favorite Derby Moment: Battling and winning Fourth Place at the 2006 Tucson Dust Devil
Favorite Song: B. Spears' "Toxic"
Star Sign: Scorpio

More dirt about yourself:
Sent from the future to prevent an all-out derby war from going nuclear , Mitzi Massacre joined the Atomic Bombshells to aid in the fight to eliminate the wasteful and lazy rollergirls. Future technology has granted the M-1000 a nearly indestructible frame and a dynamic chameleon-like quality that allows her to absorb blows and mutate form when in tight spots. Since becoming acclimated to the early Aughts, she has discovered she rather likes a roller derby-dominated life and has taken up a desk job to help her pay for a regular supply of super-fast skates.