Team: Atomic Bombshells
Name: MiSfiT mAidEn
Number: 313
Status: Active
Awards & Accolades: November 2007 "Pizza Luce Player of the Game," 2007 Team Spirit (Team Award), 05-06 Interleague Team
Position You Play: Bad Ass Blocker
Injuries: Lots of Beautiful black and blue bruises, blisters, a busted bursa sac in my knee and plenty of Velcro burn
Distinguishing Feature(s): My guns and my crazy eyes!
Loves: Pirates and Punk Rock
Despises: Peeps (The nasty little Easter candy) and Bitches in my way
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: I don't get caught!
Favorite Song: "Baby got Back"-Sir Mix-A-Lot
Favorite Food or Drink: I don't have favorites. I like food. And I like to get drunk.
Favorite Derby Moment: Fighting my own team captian!
Star Sign: The charming Rat
More dirt about yourself:
The story of this Atomic Bombshell starts with the exile of this beautiful maiden to the land of misfit toys. Here she stayed and learned from the misfit toys.
She quickly became confident and strong. She eventually took on the abominable snow man melting him with her radiating good looks.
She then released the misfit toys and together they conquered the evil man in red, setting free the elves who were enslaved under him.
She stole a pair of roller skates form his workshop. And rolled her way onto a pirate ship where she sharpened her skills.
This skater of the sea learned to swig, swing and swear like a true sailor.
After sailing the seven seas, this one of a kind gem was land bound where she skated and swash buckled her way into a biker gang, knocking over anyone that came in her way. This is where Misfit mastered her bad ass brawling techniques. She rode her way into the underground punk rock world where she fell in love with the tattooed, pierced pentacle of pain. Skating in circles and knocking people over came easy. She elevated brutality to an art form. Beautiful and dangerous, the sadistic maiden searches for a muse to unleash her art form. Most commonly that muse comes in the form of broken and busted Roller Girls sprawled at her wheels.
Cheer the Misfit or fear the Misfit!